Friday, 12 October 2018

The Horror of Shakespeare #12 - The Is Nothing Either Good or Bad

A fountain pen with italic writing in the background. Over the top are the words The Horror of Shakespeare and the quote 'The is Nothing Either Good or Bad'

Every day in October I will be posting a horror/paranormal drabble (100 word story) inspired by a Shakespeare Quote. 
Ghosts! Ghosts I say... yep, today it a haunted little tale. I hope you enjoy it.

The Is Nothing Either Good or Bad


I wish I could say the good go to heaven and the bad are punished, or rehabilitated, or something, but I'm stuck haunting my old office, so I have no idea. A filing box fell on me from a top shelf. Ridiculous I know.

There was a bright light and everything, but I was too confused to go. By the time I realised what was happening the light was gone.

Haunting can be fun though. I have Ralph from purchasing convinced I'm a demon come for his soul. That'll teach him to sexually harass his co-workers. Take that Mr Handsy.

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Thursday, 11 October 2018

The Horror of Shakespeare #11 - Life's But a Walking Shadow


Every day in October I will be posting a horror/paranormal drabble (100 word story) inspired by a Shakespeare Quote. 
Hello and welcome to day 11 of The Horror of Shakespeare. Today we have a little fanfic drabble based on Dracula - so yep, vampires for the third time. I make no excuses ;)

Life's But a Walking Shadow


Pain, everything was pain. Lucy threw her arms out to fend it off, but hit something flat and hard. After that it only took her a moment to realise the pain was a phantom, remembered thing, which quickly evaporated.

She was surrounded by darkness, but not afraid.

"'Arise, my beauty," the words of her count drifted into her mind.

As she listened the world outside was alive as it had never been. She could feel the lives awaiting her touch and, without a second thought, she embraced the darkness inside. Her body became incorporeal and she floated from her coffin.

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Wednesday, 10 October 2018

The Horror of Shakespeare #10 - Off with his head!

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Every day in October I will be posting a horror/paranormal drabble (100 word story) inspired by a Shakespeare Quote. 
Where has the week gone? Now contrary to popular belief, the quote today is not from the Queen of Hearts, it's from Richard III :)

Off With His Head!


The psychic had said they needed the eye of the peacock to destroy the ghost. They'd found the sword hidden in the statue of the bird in the garden, and the hilt was made to look like a peacock feather.

But, as Cally stabbed it through Sir John MIllingborne, the raging phantom didn't so much as slow down.

"It's not working," she yelled.

The ghost appeared every 23 years, killing one of her family. Cally refused to let it go on.

"The neck g… the neck," Bethany shouted over the maelstrom, "…hanged."

Cally pulled her arm back, prayed and swung.
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Tuesday, 9 October 2018

The Horror of Shakespeare #9 Misery Acquaints a Man...


Every day in October I will be posting a horror/paranormal drabble (100 word story) inspired by a Shakespeare Quote. 
Good morrow! I hope everyone is well. Today we have zombies!

Misery Acquaints a Man with Strange Bedfellows


Jamie pulled at the board over the door. The nails squealed as they were ripped out of the wall, but he didn't care anymore. He didn't want to go on alone.

Hope was dead.

No one was coming.

All his friends were buried in the basement with their skulls smashed in.

Wrenching the handle he threw the door open in broad daylight for the first time in months. He cocked the shotgun with the last precious amo and stepped out into the sunlight.

The shambling hoard turned at the noise. With a grin he blew the first one's head off.

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Monday, 8 October 2018

The Horror of Shakespeare #8 - Uneasy Lies the Head

Fountain pen with italic writing behind. Over the top are the words The Horror of Shakespeare and the quote 'Uneasy lies the head'

Every day in October I will be posting a horror/paranormal drabble (100 word story) inspired by a Shakespeare Quote. 
Happy Monday to one and all - hope your week has started off well. Today I have a spooky tale for you. I don't know about the rest of the world, but in the UK we have several real life ghost stories with a similar premise.

Uneasy Lies the Head


Amanda opened the cupboard and screamed.

"What's wrong," Max, her girlfriend, dashed in from the other room. "Oh."

"Oh, that's it 'oh'? That… that…"

Inside the cupboard, between two sets of books, was a shrivelled head, compete with stringy, black hair.

"Sorry," Max apologised, "should've warned you. That's Steven."

"That is a mummified head."

"Well yes. He's an ancestor beheaded during the civil war. If his head leaves the house bad things happen."

"Like how?"

"Screams, throwing things, the works. Usually he lives downstairs, he must have wanted to meet you."

Amanda had no idea how to respond to that.
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Sunday, 7 October 2018

The Horror of Shakespeare #7 - Brevity is the soul of wit


Every day in October I will be posting a horror/paranormal drabble (100 word story) inspired by a Shakespeare Quote. 
And we've made it to Sunday! 🎃Vampires again today.

Brevity is the soul of wit

I'll let you into a secret, immortality can be so dull. You'd think, infinite time, infinite things to learn, but the human brain really likes to screw with everyone, even vampires. We mightn't be human any more, but that's the way we started.

You know how when you have a deadline you can get huge amounts done faster than you thought possible? Imagine what it would be like to never have a deadline ever again. That's immortality.

I can procrastinate for centuries.

What I need is an injection of mortality in my life. Time to find a new mortal companion.

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Saturday, 6 October 2018

The Horror of Shakespeare #6 - I am One Who Loved Not Wisely


Every day in October I will be posting a horror/paranormal drabble (100 word story) inspired by a Shakespeare Quote. 
🎃Happy Saturday one and all! Hope you are having a good weekend. Today I have a ghostly horror for you.

I am One Who Loved Not Wisely


Natalie screamed. The room exploded, slamming everything against the walls. Lynn, Rick's new wife, fainted as he reared back from her, turning.

"Now you see me," Natalie yelled at Rick, enjoying his terror. "Not so gone, Darling. I won't let you do it again."

"Yo…you can't be here, you're…"

"Dead, I know," she said, as the power swirled through her soul. "And tonight, so are you."

She curled her righteous anger around his hand and the knife he'd been about to use. To the cops it would look like he'd stabbed himself in the heart in a fit of remorse.
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Friday, 5 October 2018

The Horror of Shakespeare #5 - A Man Can Die But Once

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Every day in October I will be posting a horror/paranormal drabble (100 word story) inspired by a Shakespeare Quote. 
🎃Hello all paranormal lovers, today we have werewolves! Happy drabbling.

A Man Can Die But Once


Liam woke up and felt cold metal on his bare behind.

"Bollocks!" was his distinct opinion on that.

Pulling the sheet from off his face, he found it was pitch black.

"Double bollocks!"

With a sigh he banged on the metal door above his head.

"Oh my god, you're alive," said the woman who opened it. "I'm going to get a doctor."

Liam sighed again and pushed his drawer open all the way as she fled. He hated waking up in the morgue. His hero complex was becoming a real problem. Unfortunately, sometimes even werewolf bodies needed time to regenerate.

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Incubus Rising by Natasha Duncan-Drake #FreeFictionFriday


Free Fiction Friday - Incubus Rising

It's that time of the month again - Free Fiction Friday!

Every month Soph or I write a short story exclusively for the subscribers of our Wittegen Press Newsletter. This month is a slightly naughty tale of a hunter infected by an incubus and how he and his partner struggle to resolve the issue as written by me.

Now if you aren't a member of our Newsletter, never fear! It's very easy to sign up:


The password for access to this month's story is in the final welcome email when you join.

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Incubus Rising

by Natasha Duncan-Drake

Genre: paranormal, mature, romance
Length: 5.2K words


Seb and Carter are paranormal hunters, they've been an effective team for years, but Seb has been infected by an Incubus. There seems to be no way out except death for one of them.
Hope you are having a great October so far and that you have a fun and spooky run up to Halloween.

Thursday, 4 October 2018

Recipe: Turkey and Black Pudding Potato Topped Pie


This is a recipe I made up last night and it's based on my mother's shepherds pie - although, in our house, that just means it's mince based and topped with mashed potato - it has no bearing on if it uses lamb, beef or whatever :).

Not fond of or can't get black pudding?
Now if you don't like black pudding or it's just not something you can lay your hands on, you could just sub in more mince, but I would recommend adding another stock cube and a dash of something like Worcestershire sauce to add to the flavour profile. It won't be the same, but it will be yummy.

Vegetarian?
To make this vegetarian is tough, but using a meat substitute mince in place of the turkey and black pudding, substituting vegetable stock cubes for beef ones, and using soy sauce to add to the flavour profile (FYI Worcestershire is not vegetarian) will produce something very tasty, but nowhere near the same :).

Gluten Free?
Black pudding contains cereals as part of the recipe, so most of them are not gluten free, but there are makes out there (for example The Fruit Pig Company).

Also check your stock cubes and ketchup, because many contain gluten.

Good news is, Heinz Baked Beanz are gluten free.

Batch Cooking
This is a big recipe, it will serve 7 possibly 8, but this is the perfect recipe for batch cooking and it will freeze really well, or keep in the fridge to be eaten over several days. It can be reheated in the oven, or in the microwave.

Serves 7-8
Prep Time - 30 min
Cooking Time - 50 mins

Ingredients

  • 750g turkey thigh mince (breast mince is fine too, but thigh is much cheaper)
  • 400g black pudding (British style blood sausage)
  • 1 can (415g) Baked Beans (haricot beans in tomato sauce - Heinz are the best)
  • 1 can (300g) Cannellini Beans (you can use any bean you fancy - adds to the texture and vitamins)
  • 3 tbsp tomato ketchup
  • 2 beef stock cubes (I use Oxo)
  • 1.5 large carrots
  • 100ml water
  • 1.2 kg mashed potato (I buy mine frozen because it's quicker, but just do your mash as you would normally)
  • 1 tbsp oil

Equipment

  • Large frying pan or direct heat casserole dish
  • Spatula
  • Peeler
  • Knife
  • Grater
  • Casserole dish(es) to make the pie in
For mashed potato from scratch
  • Potato masher
  • Large saucepan

Instructions

  1. Preheat the oven to 160C/320F fan, 180C/350F non-fan, Gas Mark 4
  2. Peel the carrots.
  3. Grate one carrot with a fine grater.
  4. Chop the remaining half carrot into tiny cubes (3 or 4 mm) 
  5. Put the turkey mince in a large frying pan or casserole dish with the oil, over a medium heat and break up.
  6. Crumble in the stock cubes and stir through.
  7. Cook for a few minutes to seal the turkey mince.
  8. Crumble in the black pudding and combine.
  9. Fry until all the meat is cooked through.
  10. Add the ketchup, baked beans, cannellini beans, carrot and water and stir through.
  11. Cook gently until everything has come together and is hot, and the carrot has softened (the grated carrot will have virtually disappeared, but check the little cubes).
  12. Taste to check it is to you liking, if it's too sweet Worcestershire sauce can bring that down for you, if it's not sweet enough add a little more ketchup.
  13. Prepare your mash (if doing from scratch, peel and chop the potatoes into small pieces and boil for between 8-15 mins until tender, then drain and mash with a little butter and milk).
  14. Divide your mince mixture between how ever many pie casserole dishes you are using and spread into an even layer.
  15. Cover each mince layer with a layer of mashed potato.
  16. Bake in the oven for 40 mins
  17. Turn the oven up to 180C/350F Fan, 190C/375F non-Fan, Gas Mark 5 and bake for another 10 mins to brown the top.
Serve as is, or with a green vegetable of choice.

Reheating Instructions

Oven:
Cover with foil, put into an over at 160C/320F fan, 180C/350F non-fan, Gas Mark 4 for about 30 mins or until piping hot.

Microwave:
Place in a microwaveable container, cover with a plate or microwaveable lid, heat for 3 mins and check, then heat in 1 min intervals until hot.

P.S. Don't forget The Horror of Shakespeare - I'm posting a horror/paranormal drabble (100 word story) inspired by a Shakespearean quote every day through October.